Or a cyclist’s valentine’s day consolation…

Bikes don’t care how many other bikes you have.

Bikes don’t care if you look at bikes websites.

Bikes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

Bikes don’t care how many other bikes you’ve ridden.

When riding, you and your bike can arrive at the same time.

You can always share your bike with your friends. Bikes don’t have parents.

You can ride your bike any time of the month.

Bikes don’t get pregnant.

You’ll never hear "Surprise! You are going to own a new bike!" unless it’s your birthday or you go out and buy one yourself.

If your bike goes flat you can fix it.

If your bike gets too loose you can tighten it.

If your bike is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics with it.

You can have a different color bike and bring it home to your parents.

You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bike.

If you say something bad to your bike, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again, and it won’t hold a grudge until the end of time.

You can ride your bike as long as you want and it won’t get sore.

You can stop riding your bike as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated.

Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old bike after you dump it.

Bikes don’t get headaches.

Bikes don’t insult you if you’ve had a bad ride.

Your bike never wants a night out with other bikes.

Bikes don’t care if you’re late. You don’t have to shower before you ride your bike (and your bike isn’t frustrated if you leave to shower after).

If your bike doesn’t look or work good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can ride your bike the first time you see it, without taking it to dinner, see a movie, or meet it’s mother.

The only protection you should wear when riding a bike is a helmet.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your bike.

Timmi Says

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